in the market for some new skin.

Remember that Saved By The Bell episode, when Zack + Screech are goofing off in their Chemistry class, and create this new fad of acne cream? Incidentally, cream is surprisingly effective, but it just so happens to also turn the skin maroon in the areas it has been applied? (Its season 1; episode 8 – for those frantically searching for the clip). Well… I sorta feel like that is my life at the moment… Except some cute guys that filled my tv screen for most of my childhood did not “create” the cream – though I sure wouldn’t doubt that a highschooler was the one that did. Recently, my pathetic skin has decided to rejoin the highschool crowd + have more acne than that 16year old girl that sat in the back of classroom + eats her own hair… Sorry… bad mental image I know… A few months back, I called up my doctor + they put me on a course of antibiotics to “kill the bacteria” ew… 2 months later – still doesn’t work. I go in again + my doctor not only changes my antibiotic, but adds a acne facial gel tazorac. Its been 12 days + my skin has been reduced to this:

Yikes… sooo utterly painful to move my head or even apply the massive amounts of lotion in attempt to heal… blah. I give up…  I look like I have leprosy, or have been in some horrible tragic accident. Who wants to lend me some cash to go have a skin transplant…